A “Real” Advice

No one has to say it again that personality speaks louder than appearance. But you may be thinking, “isn’t your personality shown through your appearance?” That ideology is true and false. It is true at times but it’s not always accurate, a person’s appearance may be misleading. That’s just by the way…
What i want to stress on is the importance of placing your personality. Improving your personality is way better than any intricate plastic surgery. Ever noticed a girl who aint all that but has a trail of men following her? Yh, thats the magic of a dope personality. I’m heading into a university where fashion is a dominant factor among the ladies and after ending the initial nervousness phase, i decided that I’m not going to worry about what to wear to make a statement but im going to do that with my personality. So what Im saying is that, yes you can wear the fancy clothes, apply makeup , have cool accessories and do all it is that you do to make yourself attractive but make sure you have the awesome personality to close the deal.

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You, Robot

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Easy. The Robot’s going to help me pick my outfits. And I write this without an element of shame, Picking the “right” outfit for an event can be incredibly annoying and tiring considering the number of times i have to dress and undress. Now, it may be because of my indecisiveness…which I am working on but for now, that outfit robot would come in handy sparing me from those moments of staring blankly into my closet.

FICTION TO REALITY

So I had this dream…a weird one at that where I was stuck on an island with some friends of mine. Something happened ( I can’t remember all the details) but a ghost, god or shrine priest placed a cursed on us that all fantasies and fiction known to us was going to appear in reality. I do not remember what happened next, the dream is still hazy in my head and I assume this is the result of eating before bed ( no judging). I woke up wondering about the dream and my sanity but the geek in me took over and concluded that It was actually an awesome dream. I am thrilled at the idea of a place where all…(maybe some to be safe) fictions I ever came across in books and movies  suddenly became real. I’d probably gather all the hobbits and dwarfs in the lord of the rings , TED and Jacob from twilight and throw a bonfire party. 

What about you? What would you do if fiction became reality? Let me know in the comment section below.

10 Funny Moments from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

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WE saw it, we loved it, and we miss them.There is definitely no argument that F.R.I.E.N.D.S was one of the best and hilarious TV series out there. Personally, It IS the best so far and um…what’s the right word?…yeah, AWESOME. So I gathered up ten of my rib-cracking moments for y’all loyal fans out there. Enjoy!

1. Joey’s Tailor

Chandler:  Your tailor is a VERY bad man.
Ross: Hey, what’s going on?
Chandler: Joey’s tailor…took advantage of me.
Joey: No way, I’ve been going to the guy for 12 years.
Chandler: Oh Come on! He said he was going to my Inseam and he ran his hand up and my leg and there was definite…cupping.
Joey: (laughs) That’s how they pants. First they go up on one side…
Ross and chandler: (Stares)
Joey: what? Ross, would you tell him, isn’t that how a tailor measure’s pants
Ross: Yes, yes…IN PRISON!
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2. The Apartment Bet

Ross: What’s Chandler Bing’s Job?
Monica: uh…it has something to do with trans-ponding.
Rachel: oh oh oh, He’s a trans…transponster!
Monica: THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD!
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3. Ross Walks In On Rachel and Joey Kissing
Ross: I’m fine, really, I don’t know why It’s coming out all loud and squeaky but I’m fine!TOAJoeyRachelKiss

4. Ross Defending Fast Eating Habit
Ross: C’mon, I grew up with Monica. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat at all.
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5. Chandler Complains About Joey’s Feminine Acts
Chandler: Your raging Flower! You got dead flowers, You got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers. This is not Joey!
Joey: Hey, I’m still Joey, okay. Flowers are just nice to look at and that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby.
Chandler: YOU’RE TURNING INTO A WOMAN!
Joey: No I’m not…Why would you say that? That’s just mean.
Chandler: (sarcastic) Now I’ve upset you? What did i say?
Joey: It’s not what you said, It’s the way you said it…OH MY GOD! I’M A WOMAN!
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6. Rachel Breast feeds Emma For The First Time
Joey: Dear Lord (turns away)
Rachel: Oh look, She’s pulling away again. You think my nipples are to big for her mouth? She looks scared…(to joey) Doesn’t she look scared?
Joey: y-you know, I don’t really know her.
Nurse: Why don’t we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow.
Joey: (looks up) are you kidding me?
Rachel: This is so frustrating, Why doesn’t she want my breast?
Joey: I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE SHE’S CRAZY(storms out)
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7. Male Nanny

Ross: Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
Joey: Really? Guys do that? That’s weird…
Ross: Thanks you.
Joey: It’s like a woman wanting to be a…
Ross: yea, what’s the end of that sentence?
Monica: YES, WHAT is the end of that sentence?
Joey:…uh..a penis model.
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8.Joey’s “French”

Phoebe: Je m’appelle Claude
Joey: Je te cout Plough
Phoebe: let’s try it again. Je m’appelle Claude
Joey: Je te plee bloo.
Phoebe: oh Mon Dieu!
Joey: Oh Je fleuph!
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9. Rachel’s Cooking and their excuses to get rid of it.
Chandler: It’s so good that I’m going to enjoy it on the balcony so that i can enjoy the view whilst i enjoy my dessert.
Judy Geller: I’m going to call my friend, Mary and tell her how good this trifle is from Monica’s room.
Jack Geller: I’ll help you dial.
Monica: I’m going to the bathroom so that I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it.
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10. Where Are All The Men
Joey: Hey Chandler, Come on in, We’re knitting pot holders.
Chandler: No thanks, Josephine.
(Chandler walks in on Ross putting on make-up)
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Hey, you read this and you liked it. Now, hit that follow button for more. Comment, like and share any funny moment from F.R.I.E.N.D.S that isn’t part of my list. Have an Awesome day..or night.

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Reasons why You “must” Love yourself

1. First reason is that God created you and we all know He creates pretty awesome things.

2. I tell you, You’ve got this special thing about you that makes you who you are and it’s awesome (believe it or not).

3. The worst thing you can do as a person is to hate yourself. That’s going to give you diminishing thoughts about yourself and bring so much negativity in your life. We do not want to go down that lane.

4.How on earth are people going to appreciate you if you don’t love yourself?

5. Do I have to stress on how awesome you are?

6. Only by accepting yourself can you change for the better.

7. You wanna make better life decisions? I know you do. Love yourself first.

8. Finally, You’re simply awesome because God made you so.

Check this out: http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-11920/12-great-reasons-to-love-yourself.html

DAMN YOU, SPOILERS!

o-WOMAN-COVERING-EARS-MAD-facebookThat’s me when I sense spoilers coming.

You hate it and so do I, actually i detest it. Being the type of reader who completely dives into the story, I like to enjoy every flashback, suspense and twists. And who doesn’t love a book with a story that literally throws you off your seat? I know you’re thinking, “Okay, that’s a little bizarre”. Hey, what can i say, I’m Nigerian and an easily excited person.

So when you tell me what’s going to happen to my favorite character or how the book or movie is going to end, I usually hate you for a brief moment then continue the item with grief and no enthusiasm whatsoever.If this relates to you, you’ll understand what I’m talking about. 

To the spoiler-bearers out there, put an end to your evil tasks and let us be entertained.

The FAG: “WHAT CAN YOU DO?”

Hip Cebu Talents-3“So, What at all can you do?” – That was the question my brother asked me some years ago on one of our many sibling wars. I stood still for a second with my mouth opened ready to retort but the problem was I couldn’t think of anything…

Okay, so my brother won that fight but at least I was thankful for that question. It got me thinking deep about myself. For some of you reading this, you may have gone through this period once, if not then you’re probably one of the lucky ones who knew what your special abilities were right from birth. Maybe you’re in this situation right now.

You’re probably screaming in your head, “God was so unfair in the talent-sharing process“. Well, that isn’t true. We all can do something special. It may be different or even slightly awkward but that’s what makes you “you”. A bad Mindset keep you locked down in your insecurities. Back in my Senior High school days (God, I love saying that), I asked a friend about her talent and she answered “the special ability to observe and admire other people’s talents”. The next year, she was designing programs and working on robots, winning awards and making the school proud.

Yeah. she found her forte and you can too. I challenge you to sit down and write down all the things you’re good at. Have fun with it. Include the silly, freakishly amazing and down-right awesome things about yourself. Like how I did…now i know I’m not much of a dancer but No.4 on my list says, “being able to identify awesome dance moves when i see ’em (yup, that’s a talent too).